NPCThe soothing water caresses your senses, and your grateful muscles welcome the chance to rest. A pleasant languor spreads through your body as you allow yourself a moment of quiet relaxation.
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]
NPCThe tension slowly retreats as you bring yourself to complete stillness. Joint by joint, muscle by muscle, pore by pore — before long, you have surrendered the bastion of your body to the bliss of oblivion.
NPCTroubles, worries, loss — such things do not belong in this newly established dominion of tranquillity. There are only the infinite waters of weightlessness, in which, stripped of all things superficial, the mind of [Name] von Valancius drifts in silent bliss.
NPCIt is a conscious mind. What fills this consciousness?
YOU[Thoughts of his/her monumental duty to the Emperor. Such duty can only be fulfilled through service and death, for such is the price of Humanity's victory in the everlasting war]
NPCThe sacrifice of the many paves the way to a triumphant future for the titan that is the Protector of the Imperium. It is a heavy burden to be the ground beneath His feet, but it is glorious to serve such a righteous purpose in unity.
NPCThis moment of serenity soon fades. The body reclaims the mind, binding it once more to the familiar shell of flesh, sinew, and bone.
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."
Master of Ablutions"Which of them would you like me to summon, Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Abelard. I simply cannot bathe without my loyal Seneschal."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
AbelardAbelard claps his hands together in a business-like manner, and there's an ominous glint in his unaugmented eye. "Lord Captain, what a fortunate rarity to find you at leisure! Since you have nothing else to occupy your time, I will give you a lecture on the history of House von Valancius. I would not be doing my duty if I did not start from the beginning... "
YOU"Wait, why do I have to listen to a lecture?"
Abelard"You are the new head of this dynasty. It is unacceptable for a Rogue Trader to be ignorant of their origins."
YOU"Wait, why do I have to listen to a lecture?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I promise that I will study the history of the dynasty in my spare time."
Abelard"I am afraid you will not have much time to spare from your duties. Lady Theodora made a similar promise, and I made the mistake of believing her — we never had the chance to speak on the matter again. We should make the most of this opportunity."
YOU"Wait, why do I have to listen to a lecture?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I promise that I will study the history of the dynasty in my spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."
NPC"Indeed? Well, in that case, it should not be difficult for you to name the dynasty's founder."
NPCAbelard is naive to think that you could fall into his trap. The name of the dynasty's founder has been forgotten over the millennia of its history. As if you could be stumped by something so trivial.
YOU[Give him a lecture — or rather, several lectures] "Their name has vanished into the darkness of the ages. Would you like to hear how it happened?"
AbelardAbelard's brow rises sharply. "I am exceedingly curious, Lord Captain. Please, do tell."
NPCYour lecture goes on for hours. You make sure not to omit even the most insignificant details, complementing your educational talk with fascinating historical anecdotes, an extensive analysis of your family tree, and precise descriptions of daily life on the worlds of your ancestors. By the end of it all, you notice Abelard beginning to doze off.
YOU"...and that is why this particular shade of blue was chosen for the von Valancius coat of arms."
AbelardSensing a pause in the lecture, Abelard shakes himself awake. "Hmm? I beg your pardon, Your Lordship/Ladyship. I was... lost in thought. A thoroughly captivating subject, yes. Well, I see that you are indeed remarkably versed in history, and therefore my presence is not required at the moment!" He hurriedly backs his way toward the exit.
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."
Enforcer BranThe enforcers exchange a puzzled glance. "Do you mean... us, Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"There is no need to be shy. Relax with me for a moment."
Enforcer Bran"Orders received, Your Lordship/Ladyship! We will commence relaxation immediately!"
NPCThe enforcers are lean and muscular. They sit down awkwardly in the bathtub, clearly fighting the urge to stand at attention.
Enforcer Neema"What would you like to talk about, Your Lordship/Ladyship? We await your orders."
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."
NPCThe enforcers are barely able to conceal their excitement as they shove delicious delicacies into their mouths, and wash them down with obscenely expensive drinks. They have never experienced anything like this before, and likely never will again. It is a feast they will not soon forget — a story they will tell to their grandchildren someday.
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."
Enforcer Neema"It will be done, Lord Captain!"
NPCThe woman reverently places slices of exotic fruits and rich-smelling cheeses into your mouth, and the man brings a cup of amasec to your lips to wash it all down. They do everything for you except chew and swallow, but you suspect that if you were to give them the order, they would find a way to do that for you as well.
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"
Enforcer Neema"For hundreds of years, our clan has been responsible for ensuring the Rogue Trader's safety during times of leisure and relaxation." The enforcer's voice is filled with pride. "I guard the bathchamber, just as my grandmother did before me. She trained me herself and instructed me in my duties."
Enforcer Neema"This bathchamber can be more dangerous than a battlefield sometimes! You can slip on a wet tile, you can choke and drown... If the water is too hot, you can burn yourself, and if it's too cold, you can freeze... There have even been cases where angry machine spirits have released sparks of their fury in the water. And of course, there have been numerous assassination attempts and—"
Enforcer BranThe woman stops abruptly as the other enforcer loudly clears his throat.
YOU"It is reassuring to know my enforcers are prepared for anything."
Enforcer Neema"We live to serve, Your Lordship/Ladyship! We'll keep you safe!"
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"
Enforcer Neema"When we're off-duty, we train, maintain our equipment, and pray at regulation-approved intervals."
Enforcer Neema"If we do have some time to ourselves, we might play some tan-to-lo. And Bran over here carves things out of soap scraps." She nods at her partner. "Though for the most part, we barely get enough time for rest, let alone for leisure."
YOU[Pass Bran a piece of soap and a knife] "I demand a demonstration, Bran."
Enforcer BranThe enforcer looks slightly flustered, but he quickly gets to work. After a little while, he presents you with a bust of the Emperor about half the size of your palm. The Emperor's visage has been recreated with incredible precision and attention to detail — the small carving surpasses the work of many a skilled sculptor.
YOU"I will have it placed in my study."
Enforcer BranThe enforcer is speechless with amazement. His eyes shine with pride. "I am not worthy of such an honour! Thank you, Your Lordship/Ladyship."
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."
Enforcer Neema"We would consider it a great honour, Your Lordship/Ladyship! But please do not tell the Master-at-Arms we joined in your ablutions. Mistress Sauerback will beat us bloody if she finds out."
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]
NPCYou feel revitalised — this was truly an experience worthy of a Rogue Trader.
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YOU"You may return to your post."
Enforcer Neema"Yes, Your Lordship/Ladyship! Thank you for the honour you've bestowed on us! We will resume our duties at once!"
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What a curious hobby. But the carving is yours — you should keep it."
Enforcer BranThe enforcer carefully takes back the soap sculpture. "Thank you, Your Lordship/Ladyship."
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Drop the soap sculpture into the bathtub] "How clumsy of me. Well, it is only soap."
Enforcer BranThe enforcer's eager expression wilts a little. "Just so, Your Lordship/Ladyship."
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Good. Idleness breeds weakness of spirit."
NPCThe enforcers praise your strength of spirit, and their unanimous denunciations of idleness echo throughout the gilded bathchamber.
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I see."
NPCThe enforcers maintain a respectful silence.
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am afraid to take a bath now, thanks to you."
Enforcer Bran"Please excuse my partner, Your Lordship/Ladyship. She talks too much. I can assure you that in our clan's hundreds of years of service, no Rogue Trader has ever died while taking a bath."
YOU"You seem tense. Your orders are to enjoy some of this food and amasec."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Pointedly remain silent]
Enforcer Bran"Please excuse my partner, Your Lordship/Ladyship. She talks too much. I can assure you that in our clan's hundreds of years of service, no Rogue Trader has ever died while taking a bath."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to be fed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me about yourselves. Do you have any other responsibilities besides guarding these chambers?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do enforcers do in their free time?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may relax with me here until I am finished bathing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You may return to your post."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Actually, I have changed my mind."
Enforcer BranThe enforcers breathe a sigh of relief.
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU"...and that is the origin of the legend of the incredible, upside-down-flying Rogue Trader."
AbelardSensing a pause in the lecture, Abelard shakes himself awake. "Hmm? I beg your pardon, Your Lordship/Ladyship. I was... lost in thought. A thoroughly captivating subject, yes. Well, I see that you are indeed remarkably versed in history, and therefore my presence is not required at the moment!" He hurriedly backs his way toward the exit.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"...and that serves as the indisputable proof of my magnificence."
AbelardSensing a pause in the lecture, Abelard shakes himself awake. "Hmm? I beg your pardon, Your Lordship/Ladyship. I was... lost in thought. A thoroughly captivating subject, yes. Well, I see that you are indeed remarkably versed in history, and therefore my presence is not required at the moment!" He hurriedly backs his way toward the exit.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"No one knows the name of the dynasty's founder. It has vanished into the darkness of the ages."
Abelard"You are correct. Well, Lord Captain, you have convinced me... However, I would implore you to seek my assistance should you ever wish to refresh your memory. If you will permit me, I will return to my post, Lord Captain."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."
Abelard"Indeed? Well, in that case, it should not be difficult for you to name the dynasty's founder."
YOU[Clutch your head] "Oh, no... Suddenly I do not feel so well..."
Abelard"What is wrong, Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Enlighten me."
AbelardAbelard clears his throat and looks smug. "As I was saying, we shall begin with the origins of your noble lineage..."
YOU"I do not wish to waste your valuable time. You are free to leave."
Abelard"It is not a waste of my time or ability, Lord Captain. In fact, I would consider it an honour to increase your knowledge of your dynasty's history."
YOU"Wait, why do I have to listen to a lecture?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I promise that I will study the history of the dynasty in my spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Clutch your head] "Oh, no... Suddenly I do not feel so well..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enlighten me."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not wish to waste your valuable time. You are free to leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Clutch your head] "Oh, no... Suddenly I do not feel so well..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enlighten me."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not wish to waste your valuable time. You are free to leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I promise that I will study the history of the dynasty in my spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I already know the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Clutch your head] "Oh, no... Suddenly I do not feel so well..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enlighten me."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not wish to waste your valuable time. You are free to leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Idira. She always livens things up."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Master of Ablutions"I am afraid Mistress Tlass has refused. Or at least, I think she was speaking to me... Is there anyone else I can summon for Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Abelard. I simply cannot bathe without my loyal Seneschal."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Idira. She always livens things up."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Argenta. I wish to know what the Sisters of Battle do in their spare time."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Argenta"[Name], are you conditioning your body with water treatments? How commendable! Allow me to share some of the water exercises I learned at the Schola Progenium!" Argenta does not wait for a reply, but immediately launches into a series of detailed instructions.
YOU"But I do not..."
YOU"Argenta, hold on a moment..."
YOU"Perfect!"
NPCArgenta briskly explains how to stretch your muscles correctly. She makes you repeat each exercise multiple times as she teaches you the best way to do bends and squats. Her eyes are alight with righteous fire and her voice rings out with conviction — she shows the same dedication to completing each exercise as she does to destroying heretics.
YOU"Cassia. I want her to paint my portrait."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Master of Ablutions"Lady Cassia has requested me to inform you that she is disinclined to spend any more time in your company than is necessary. Is there anyone else I can summon for Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Abelard. I simply cannot bathe without my loyal Seneschal."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Idira. She always livens things up."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Argenta. I wish to know what the Sisters of Battle do in their spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Cassia. I want her to paint my portrait."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Heinrix. He will keep me entertained."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Heinrix"[Name], is this a matter of terrible urgency, or..." An exasperated expression crosses Heinrix's face when he sees you relaxing in the water. "...or did you simply call me here for your own amusement? On second thought, don't answer. I think I have assessed the situation for myself."
Heinrix"I suppose you desire entertainment. Very well. I will give you something to occupy your time — a simple game of intellect that is often played in our conclave. I will give you a fact about my life, and you will have to discern whether it is a truth or a lie. Shall we begin? I betrayed my family and caused the death of innocent people, and I was never held accountable for my actions."
YOU"Kibellah. I wish to learn more about the Tenets of the Web."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
KibellahKibellah silently appears by your side. "You asked to see me, Domin'[Name]? Do you wish to learn more of the cult's rites? Very well. Since you are in the water, I can introduce you to a rare discipline of the Bloodspun Web known as controlled self-drowning. Few receive this honour, with water being so precious on a ship. Still, it has opened my eyes to many truths."
YOU"That sounds like it could be dangerous."
Kibellah"Every step we take is dangerous, yet still we choose to walk. If done correctly, the ritual is simple and will cause you little pain."
YOU"That sounds like it could be dangerous."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Intriguing. Teach me."
Kibellah"Close your eyes and trust me. Reject your fear and remember — you have carried death within you since birth. This ritual is simply a meeting between you and your oldest friend."
NPCYou close your eyes and hear a quiet splash — Kibellah has entered the pool. She puts her hands around your neck and gently pushes you under the water. As your lungs start to burn, she pulls you back to the surface, allowing you to take a single breath of air before she begins to drown you again. This process repeats several times, and she holds you beneath the surface a little longer with each plunge. The fourth descent lasts an eternity — but her hands prevent you from resurfacing.
YOU"I do not think I want to try this particular discipline."
KibellahKibellah nods respectfully. "If that is all, I will return to my rituals."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Intriguing. Teach me."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not think I want to try this particular discipline."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal. I wish to see my Enginseer."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
PasqalAn oily patch spreads slowly outward from the Magos. The smell of lubricant fills the bathchamber. "This receptacle is deemed adequate for the execution of the cleaning protocol."
YOU"Pasqal... why have you climbed into my bathtub?"
Pasqal"I have received an invitation to perform collective ablutions. Ablutions are impossible to perform without submerging into the bathing receptacle."
YOU"Pasqal... why have you climbed into my bathtub?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are leaking oil."
Pasqal"This statement is true. The disposal of waste substances is an integral part of the cleaning protocol."
YOU"Pasqal... why have you climbed into my bathtub?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are leaking oil."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Why are you taking a bath with your clothes on?"
Pasqal"It is prohibited to expose the True Flesh in the presence of laypeople. My raiment will not hinder the cleaning protocol."
YOU"Pasqal... why have you climbed into my bathtub?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are leaking oil."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Why are you taking a bath with your clothes on?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Will you not rust?"
Pasqal"No. The Omnissiah has granted the sacred chromium resistance to the plague of rust."
YOU"Pasqal... why have you climbed into my bathtub?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are leaking oil."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Why are you taking a bath with your clothes on?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Will you not rust?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, please get out of the bathtub."
Pasqal"Negative. This unit is yet to complete the cleaning protocol, therefore it cannot exit the receptacle."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"
Pasqal"The procedure will take one standard ship hour."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."
Pasqal"Your presence is not required for the completion of the protocol."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"
Pasqal"This statement is false. Allow me to rephrase. If you do not intend to perform the cleaning protocol with me, I can finish it by myself."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"
Pasqal"This statement is true."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"
Pasqal"Are you asking me to violate the sacred protocol?"
YOU"I am not asking you to violate protocol. I am asking you to suspend it temporarily, and finish it... somewhere else. "
Pasqal"This interpretation of the protocol is unconventional, but otherwise unobjectionable. I regret that you will not be present to witness the conclusion of the protocol. Initiating exit ritual."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."
PasqalPasqal emits a satisfied binharic aria.
Pasqal"I thank you for the invitation, [Name]. This ablution will be recorded in this unit's archive of significant events."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are welcome to stay, Pasqal. Your presence does not inconvenience me in the slightest."
Pasqal"This unit is grateful for the invitation. It will exit the receptacle upon completion of the cleaning protocol."
YOU"How long will it take you to complete your cleaning protocol?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am not going to wait here for an hour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Are you... suggesting that I should leave my own bathchamber?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, this is my bathchamber!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That does it. Leave this instant!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, please get out of the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are welcome to stay, Pasqal. Your presence does not inconvenience me in the slightest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Will you not rust?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, please get out of the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are welcome to stay, Pasqal. Your presence does not inconvenience me in the slightest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Why are you taking a bath with your clothes on?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Will you not rust?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, please get out of the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are welcome to stay, Pasqal. Your presence does not inconvenience me in the slightest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are leaking oil."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Why are you taking a bath with your clothes on?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Will you not rust?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal, please get out of the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are welcome to stay, Pasqal. Your presence does not inconvenience me in the slightest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Fine. You may stay."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Jae. She knows how to have a good time."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Master of Ablutions"I am afraid Mistress Heydari has refused... in no uncertain terms. Is there anyone else I can summon for Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Abelard. I simply cannot bathe without my loyal Seneschal."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Idira. She always livens things up."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Argenta. I wish to know what the Sisters of Battle do in their spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Cassia. I want her to paint my portrait."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Heinrix. He will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Kibellah. I wish to learn more about the Tenets of the Web."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal. I wish to see my Enginseer."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Jae. She knows how to have a good time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Solomorne. I wonder what Arbitrators do to unwind."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Solomorne"So, 'unwind' is not a code word, and you are not in any danger?" Solomorne looks around the bathchamber in faint bewilderment. "So you truly want to know how Arbitrators spend their time off duty... Well, why not? I suggest a little shooting contest — we'll use empty bottles as targets."
YOU"And that is your idea of fun? How deathly dull."
Solomorne"Fun? Not at all. Downtime between missions is for honing one's combat skills."
YOU"And that is your idea of fun? How deathly dull."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Guards! Bring me a weapon and set out the targets!"
NPCThe enforcers hasten to carry out your order, and within seconds are setting out the bottles that will serve as your targets and deferentially placing a firearm into your waiting hand.
Solomorne"Let's keep it simple — three rounds, three shots. Whoever is the better shot wins. You go first."
YOU"Three rounds isn't enough, it could end in a draw."
Solomorne"We'll do it this way: if it's a draw after two rounds, if you land the third shot, the victory is yours. In Calixis we called this the attacker's advantage — a good way of teaching Arbitrators that if you get the chance to shoot first, you must hit the target."
YOU"Three rounds isn't enough, it could end in a draw."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Toss back a glass of amasec] "Let's raise the stakes! We're going to shoot while drunk!"
YOU[Shoot] "Watch how it's done."
YOU[Toss back a glass of amasec] "Let's raise the stakes! We're going to shoot while drunk!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot] "Watch how it's done."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."
Solomorne"As you command."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Guards! Bring me a weapon and set out the targets!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Eogunn. I am in a philosophical mood."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Eogunn"I find the choice of venue for our meeting somewhat unconventional, but I don't deny that the setting is conducive to philosophical contemplation. So tell me, [Name], what topic is currently occupying your inquiring mind?"
YOU"Just to confirm: you aren't going to dunk yourself in the bath and begin your cleaning protocols, are you?"
Eogunn"Certainly not. Due to the design features of the blessed galvanic cell housed within my abdomen, direct contact with the water-filled tanks will result in an uncontrolled discharge of the Motive Force. Causing the death of the Rogue Trader is the very last thing I would wish. What is more, the sacrament of disinfection, which I perform regularly upon exiting my lab, renders any additional hygiene procedures unnecessary."
YOU"Just to confirm: you aren't going to dunk yourself in the bath and begin your cleaning protocols, are you?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enforcer! Fetch victuals and amasec for me and the esteemed Genetor."
Eogunn"I have long observed the precepts of augmetic maintenance, nourishing my flesh with sacred parenteral formulations. Nevertheless, my body is quite capable of accepting mundane provisions. To the glory of the Omnissiah, let the experiment commence."
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."
EogunnThe Manipulus mirrors your actions, draining his goblet. "I am registering increased catalytic processes in my liver and an acute reaction in my peripheral vasculature. Inhibition processes in my nervous system are suppressed." The Tech-Priest raises an eyebrow in confusion. "Could this be some sort of premedication for enhanced nutrient absorption?" He shifts his gaze to the servo-skull hovering nearby. "I don't see what's got you so amused, Nuncius."
NPCNuncius offers the broad, yellow-toothed grin typical of servo-skulls.
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"
Eogunn"The composition of the nutrient substrate is unbalanced. Large amounts of lipid compounds and complex amine chains. Nevertheless... the organoleptic values are excellent, although this method of nourishment is highly irrational." Eogunn dubiously places a piece of roasted fowl in his mouth. "Most acceptable."
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"
NPCThe amasec spills into the bathtub. Even if Nuncius wished to partake, the lack of a lower jaw, digestive tract, or any other organs prevents him from doing so.
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."
Eogunn"I... doubt you will like it. These alchemical concoctions are designed to be injected directly into the bloodstream and are laced with bionic tonic supplements that are not intended for laypersons to consume. They may be harmful to the unprepared body."
YOU"I insist."
YOU"You're right, it sounds like a rare brew."
Eogunn"A wise choice."
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"
Eogunn"I'm afraid my taste buds have atrophied considerably, so I cannot gratify you with anything other than my already stated findings. However, I do wish to note that tasting nutrients in combination is a most satisfying process, regardless of their form." Eogunn smiles pointedly. "I suggest we proceed to the more substantive portion of our conversation, not least because my colleague is beginning to grow somewhat bored."
NPCThe servo-skull maintains his impassive silence.
YOU"Just to confirm: you aren't going to dunk yourself in the bath and begin your cleaning protocols, are you?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enforcer! Fetch victuals and amasec for me and the esteemed Genetor."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to communicate with Nuncius, and I will not require an interpreter! Let's see how well I understand your colleague."
Eogunn"Of course, Rogue Trader. I'm sure my dearest colleague will be honoured by your attention."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"
NPCYou hear only the low hum of the skull's servo-motors — his views on life in the Imperium remain a mystery.
YOU[Nod solemnly] "Quite right. The elite deserve greater privileges."
Eogunn"I dare say that you must have misinterpreted the context of Nuncius's statement." The Manipulus opens and closes his mechadendrites distractedly. "At any rate, my colleague certainly did not utter anything of the sort."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"
NPCThe servo-skull is silent. Perhaps true love cannot be described in words.
YOU[Make the sign of the Aquila] "Of course, Nuncius. A true believer only has room in their heart for the God-Emperor."
Eogunn"Do you see, Nuncius? I have repeatedly said that your statements can only be understood by those possessing extraordinary cognitive abilities." The Manipulus is clearly pleased by the result of your "communication" with the silent interlocutor.
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."
NPCNuncius silently keeps his colleague's secrets.
YOU"You don't say! He only levitates because he is too lazy to walk?"
Eogunn"Nuncius, you should be ashamed of yourself for misleading the Rogue Trader. You know perfectly well that this is a physical necessity, not a whim or laziness."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."
Eogunn"I find dialoguing with you quite inspiring." Eogunn clicks his metal fingers, shooting out a spray of sparks. "Leisure time spent in the company of the Rogue Trader has had a beneficial effect not only on me, but on my colleague as well."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
Eogunn"I highly value the productivity of our conversations, Rogue Trader, though I must admit that I do not see the appeal of layperson humour." Your mockery of Nuncius seems to have struck a nerve with the Manipulus. "Nevertheless, I offer my sincere thanks to you for the invitation, as does my colleague. He does not often get the opportunity to socialise with laypersons of your status."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."
Eogunn"There is a time to speak, and there is a time to be silent. A wise person knows when the occasion calls for one or the other. You are a wise person, [Name]."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You mean he makes up quotes off the top of his head, ascribing them to fictitious sages?"
EogunnThe Manipulus exuberantly throws up his many limbs, nearly rolling himself into the water. "Rogue Trader, I find humour built on a loose translation of Lingua-Technis dispiriting! With the deepest respect, I urge you to be more mindful of my colleague's words!"
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What now? He's harbouring xenotech reserves in his belly?"
EogunnThe Manipulus reflexively clutches his stomach. "I must assure you that my colleague greatly exaggerates the quantity of profane technologies inside me. As in, the quantity is zero. In any case, my hull would be an entirely suboptimal place to keep them..."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"And truly, it is none of my business."
Eogunn"My dearest colleague would never disclose private information about me. Moreover, I have no secrets from you except those pertaining to the mysteries of the Machine Cult."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Smile sympathetically] "I see you, too, have loved and lost. Such is life."
Eogunn"You attribute excessive sentimentality to Nuncius." Eogunn relents slightly. "However, loss is an unchangeable part of the human experience. Nuncius and I are no strangers to it."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Slap the water angrily] "You have no heart! You can't reduce everything to just flesh and chemistry."
EogunnEogunn pinches the bridge of his nose wearily. "Technically, you are entirely correct, and my colleague does not possess a cardiovascular system. However, you are attributing statements to him that he did not make."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Pointedly remain silent]
Eogunn"I would go so far as to say that feelings are an interesting phenomenon from the point of view of genetics and psychology, but they should not be used to guide rational decision-making."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shake your head in disapproval] "I did not expect to hear such harsh statements from you about the common people."
Eogunn"One must never forget that people are as much a resource as anything else in the Imperium. Of course, Nuncius could have been more restrained in his choice of words."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the wine and sigh] "You're right, Nuncius — we are part of the problem. I ought to put my wealth to good use."
Eogunn"This problem is imaginary, Rogue Trader. The Imperium is optimally structured, and your inexhaustible resources are already serving it well, expanding its borders and influence at the frontier. Truly, Nuncius, I did not expect such frivolous leanings from you."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Nod wordlessly]
EogunnEogunn tweaks the piston on his beard pensively. "An unorthodox interpretation of Prefect Sagreras's writings, I dare say, even dangerous. You do like to tread a fine line, Nuncius."
YOU"Nuncius, what is your opinion on the hardships of the common folk in the Imperium?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me, Nuncius, what is true love?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Tell me a secret about Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I believe that is all I wished to discuss with you."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to communicate with Nuncius, and I will not require an interpreter! Let's see how well I understand your colleague."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Enforcer! Fetch victuals and amasec for me and the esteemed Genetor."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I wish to communicate with Nuncius, and I will not require an interpreter! Let's see how well I understand your colleague."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have lost my appetite for debate."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Yrliet. The xenos will keep me entertained."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Master of Ablutions"I am afraid the xenos has chosen to ignore your invitation. Is there anyone else I can summon for Your Lordship/Ladyship?"
YOU"Abelard. I simply cannot bathe without my loyal Seneschal."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Idira. She always livens things up."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Argenta. I wish to know what the Sisters of Battle do in their spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Cassia. I want her to paint my portrait."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Heinrix. He will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Kibellah. I wish to learn more about the Tenets of the Web."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal. I wish to see my Enginseer."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Jae. She knows how to have a good time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Solomorne. I wonder what Arbitrators do to unwind."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Eogunn. I am in a philosophical mood."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Yrliet. The xenos will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ulfar. I wish to listen to his sagas."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
Ulfar"You have fine chambers, Aett-Vater. Now, what kind of saga do you wish to hear?"
YOU"Something amusing."
Ulfar"Once, my brothers and I clashed with a throng of Orks. On the fifth day of the fray, Brother Harad skewered one of the meaty bastards with his chainsword — and his sword got stuck! The fight still raged on around him, so Harad just kept swinging his sword — and the impaled corpse along with it! And that is how he got his moniker, Harad Barbfang!"
Ulfar"Flies the green carrion above a battlefield bloody. 'Tis the banner of Harad. His glory displayed, it sends his foes fleeing, afraid of becoming Barbfang's new standard."
YOU"Something amusing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to hear a heroic tale of valour."
Ulfar"I have seen my brothers accomplish many fine deeds, but I will not tell stories of them today. Instead, I will honour the valour of a mortal Guardsmaiden named Soria. When all of her comrades had fled or fallen, she alone stood and fought with us against the unholy scourge. She died with honour — a laspistol in one hand, and a torn banner in the other."
Ulfar"Fragile is the human form that stands with the Astartes. Yet those with heart aflame a hero's honoured place will claim beside the Allfather's children."
YOU"Something amusing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to hear a heroic tale of valour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am in the mood for a terrifying tale."
Ulfar"Once, when I was young, a foul sorcerer bewitched me in battle. It made me see my own brothers as warp spawn, and I attacked them. Good was my fortune that our leader made short work of the scum before I could harm any of my brothers. And great was my horror when I realised what I had nearly done."
Ulfar"Foams the mouth of the spellbound runt, biting the flesh of prey misperceived. The sorcerous grief will forever remember the pup, scarred by brotherly blood all but spilt."
YOU"Something amusing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to hear a heroic tale of valour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am in the mood for a terrifying tale."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all."
Ulfar"Until next time, Aett-Vater."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am in the mood for a terrifying tale."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to hear a heroic tale of valour."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I am in the mood for a terrifying tale."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Marazhai. I wonder what sort of amusements he will suggest."
Master of Ablutions"At once!"
MarazhaiMarazhai does not look pleased by your summons. He smiles ominously. "I have been told that you seek entertainment, [Name]. Well, since you demand my time... I have a few ideas for you. How does bloodletting sound? I will not drain you completely, I promise."
YOU"Are you out of your mind?"
Marazhai"Ah, so you crave something more sophisticated? What about becoming more closely acquainted with this... 'conductive charge' of yours?" The Drukhari hooks a claw around a lamp cord.
YOU"No, Marazhai."
Marazhai"Hmm..." He purses his lips, pretending to be deep in thought. "If you insist. I will personally flay the skin from your back and send your servants to fetch some sacks of salt for the bath..."
YOU"Enough! What are you talking about? This is madness!"
MarazhaiMarazhai's mocking eyes narrow into slits. "You wanted entertainment, so you called me. What else did you expect? On second thought, save your answer — I do not care. I will now return to what I was doing before I was so rudely interrupted."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Sounds... intriguing."
MarazhaiThe xenos sneers. "Oh, yes. This will be very entertaining indeed."
YOU"Sounds... intriguing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Sounds... intriguing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have changed my mind."
Master of Ablutions"Of course, Your Lordship/Ladyship."
YOU[Relax and close your eyes]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]continues where this line first appears above
Yrliet"You should not have called upon me for the sake of your own idle amusements, elantach. The Children of Asuryan delight in unity — both with the universe and their kin. One of the ways in which we achieve this unity is Symphonic Creation."
Yrliet"When an Asuryani wishes to rest and spend time with their closest kin, we weave images with our voices. Each of us adds something of our own, until the melody becomes a harmonious tapestry woven from different sounds."
YOU"That sounds fascinating. Can you teach me?"
YrlietYrliet looks at you curiously, though you see doubt in her eyes. "I do not know how much you truly understand of what I have told you. Still, if your soul seeks harmony..." She closes her eyes and begins to hum a peculiar melody. It follows a strange, unpredictable rhythm as though she is drawing intricate patterns with her voice.
YOU[Try to weave your voice into the melody]
YOU[Listen in silence]
YrlietYrliet stops after a few moments. "Elantach, the purpose of Symphonic Creation is unity. If I try to weave the images alone, the tapestry's threads will come apart."
YOU[Try to weave your voice into the melody]continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not think this is something I wish to try."
Yrliet"In that case, elantach, I will leave you to occupy your mind with more suitable pursuits."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not think this is something I wish to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ulfar. I wish to listen to his sagas."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Marazhai. I wonder what sort of amusements he will suggest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have changed my mind."continues where this line first appears above
Jae"Shereen! I hear you are in need of entertainment! Well, do not worry. I have the perfect solution! I will show you how to combine the joys of drinking and the rigours of intellectual recreation into one incredible pastime!"
Jae"We will play a game of regicide... but instead of pieces, we will use shots of amasec. The rules are simple — when you capture an opponent's 'piece,' you have to take a shot. Ready? Let's play!"
YOU[Play fair]
YOU[Allow Jae to take the lead so you can keep a clear head]
YOU[Stop Jae from cheating]
YOU"I will not participate in such a frivolous activity."
Jae"Then perhaps you should seek out more 'refined' entertainment from one of the other members of your retinue."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Solomorne. I wonder what Arbitrators do to unwind."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Eogunn. I am in a philosophical mood."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Yrliet. The xenos will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ulfar. I wish to listen to his sagas."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Marazhai. I wonder what sort of amusements he will suggest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have changed my mind."continues where this line first appears above
Cassia"Lord Captain, it is most improper for us to be conversing in your bathchamber, and I cannot believe you wish me to paint a picture of you... disrobed! I... I cannot! It is scandalous. This goes beyond every standard of decency!"
YOU"Consider it an opportunity to practice life drawing."
YOU"It is a proud aristocratic tradition. Was it not customary on your station?"
YOU"Do you mean to tell me that my body is more hideous than all the horrors of the warp? After all, you do not shy away from painting them."
YOU"Perhaps you are right. Maybe this was not such a good idea."
Cassia"I wish you a pleasant bath, Lord Captain." Cassia drops into an awkward curtsy.
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Heinrix. He will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Kibellah. I wish to learn more about the Tenets of the Web."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal. I wish to see my Enginseer."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Jae. She knows how to have a good time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Solomorne. I wonder what Arbitrators do to unwind."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Eogunn. I am in a philosophical mood."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Yrliet. The xenos will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ulfar. I wish to listen to his sagas."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Marazhai. I wonder what sort of amusements he will suggest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have changed my mind."continues where this line first appears above
IdiraIdira takes a draw from her hookah. She playfully blows a few smoke rings as she lounges lazily nearby. "This is nice! Five of my cabins could fit in here, and don't get me started on that rusty nook I call a shower. But I'm pretty sure you didn't call me in here just so I'd die of envy, did you?"
YOU"Tell me a joke."
Idira"What's the difference between a warp storm and a dispute at the Adeptus Administratum?"
Idira"At least there's a chance a warp storm might end."
YOU"Tell me a joke."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"
Idira"How many Tech-Priests does it take to change a lumen?"
Idira"Three. One to wave a censer, one to pray to the Omnissiah, and the third to servitorise a serf to do all the work for them."
YOU"Tell me a joke."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"
Idira"What do you call an unsanctioned psyker's cabin?"
YOU"Tell me a joke."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"
Idira"Just a mix of lho and obscura. Got a kick to it — not enough to knock you out, but just enough to help you relax and distract yourself from... your worries."
YOU"Tell me a joke."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."
Idira"Of course, Lord Captain." Idira gives you a sly grin as she blows a thick cloud of smoke in your direction.
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."
IdiraIdira gets up reluctantly. "Have a nice soak, Lord Captain!"
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Argenta. I wish to know what the Sisters of Battle do in their spare time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Cassia. I want her to paint my portrait."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Heinrix. He will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Kibellah. I wish to learn more about the Tenets of the Web."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Pasqal. I wish to see my Enginseer."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Jae. She knows how to have a good time."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Solomorne. I wonder what Arbitrators do to unwind."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Eogunn. I am in a philosophical mood."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Yrliet. The xenos will keep me entertained."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ulfar. I wish to listen to his sagas."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Marazhai. I wonder what sort of amusements he will suggest."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I have changed my mind."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Thoughts of those who keep him/her afloat in these waters. Who will drown, and who will he/she manage to pull to the surface?]
NPCThe strands of fate are fragile — yet woven together, they are strong. Not everyone is destined to see this voyage through to its end, but no one will be forgotten.
NPCThis moment of serenity soon fades. The body reclaims the mind, binding it once more to the familiar shell of flesh, sinew, and bone.continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Thoughts about the price paid for power, the inconstant paths through which such power is obtained, and the people and things he/she will sacrifice for the sake of his/her supremacy]
NPCThe cost of power is great. But when it comes to accomplishing one's dreams, no price is too high.
NPCThis moment of serenity soon fades. The body reclaims the mind, binding it once more to the familiar shell of flesh, sinew, and bone.continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Only a desperate desire to lose himself/herself in these precious moments of peace and quiet before they are gone]
NPCThe world slows, and time itself goes still as this moment of repose stretches into an eternity.
NPCThis moment of serenity soon fades. The body reclaims the mind, binding it once more to the familiar shell of flesh, sinew, and bone.continues where this line first appears above
NPCThis moment of serenity soon fades. The body reclaims the mind, binding it once more to the familiar shell of flesh, sinew, and bone.continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the Master of Ablutions] "I wish to see someone from my retinue."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Address the enforcers] "You two, get in here! I require company and pleasant conversation."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Finish your ablutions]continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou notice that the enforcers guarding you are tense and fearfully averting their gaze. Bran's nose is broken, and his right leg is in obvious pain. Meanwhile, Neema winces as she adjusts her sling.
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NPCYou try to add your voice to the song, but you find it difficult to follow the music. One motif is suddenly replaced by another, and the shifting rhythms leave you confused.
Yrliet"You have fundamentally misunderstood the purpose of this custom, elantach. But that is to be expected. You should spend more time among your own people instead of trying to learn something that takes an Asuryani centuries to master."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCAbelard provides you with a daunting amount of information, but you still learn quite a lot about your dynastic history... whether you want to or not.
AbelardAbelard's moustache twitches as he purses his lips in evident satisfaction. "That is enough for today, Your Lordship/Ladyship. Permit me to leave you while you contemplate what you've learned."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCIt is a lost cause to try and commit the contents of Abelard's lecture to memory — after an hour of names, dates, and events, it all becomes an incomprehensible jumble.
AbelardAbelard's moustache twitches as he purses his lips in evident satisfaction. "That is enough for today, Your Lordship/Ladyship. Permit me to leave you while you contemplate what you've learned."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou know that the name of the dynasty's founder has been lost to history. After all, it has been millennia since the Warrant was bestowed upon your ancestors.
YOU"The God-Emperor."
AbelardAbelard lets out a pained sigh. "I suppose it is a good thing you said that to me and not to someone else. A claim like that could be interpreted as heresy."
Abelard"The correct answer is that we do not know their name, for it has faded from the annals of history. This dynasty's legacy reaches back thousands of years. It seems I have my work cut out for me — I must try to rectify these regrettable gaps in your knowledge of the dynasty's history."
AbelardAbelard clears his throat and looks smug. "As I was saying, we shall begin with the origins of your noble lineage..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Parvonius von Valancius."
AbelardAbelard raises an eyebrow. "You... just made that up, didn't you?"
Abelard"The correct answer is that we do not know their name, for it has faded from the annals of history. This dynasty's legacy reaches back thousands of years. It seems I have my work cut out for me — I must try to rectify these regrettable gaps in your knowledge of the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"No one knows the name of the dynasty's founder. It has vanished into the darkness of the ages."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"Well... you are certainly an interesting model..."
Cassia"I have never painted people before. But I am willing to try if you insist."
CassiaCassia picks up her brush. The two of you spend the next half hour engaged in small talk, and her awkwardness soon gives way to an intense focus as she becomes immersed in her art.
Cassia"This painting... It may not be what you had in mind. Still, this is how I see you and your colours." The canvas is a whirlwind of brightly coloured paints. The outline of a human figure is suggested through broad, colourful strokes and fluid shapes. You would be hard-pressed to call it a portrait — but the series of abstract images and impressions do vaguely resemble your form.
YOU"Your style is so unique. I like it."
CassiaCassia's cheeks turn pink, and you feel a flush of embarrassment. "You are most gracious. It would be a pleasure to paint like this again sometime. Though perhaps in a more... traditional environment."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is certainly... unconventional."
Cassia"So is everything else about this situation. I hope you are satisfied, [Name]. If you will excuse me, I will take my leave."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You could use more practice."
CassiaCassia looks away, and you feel a lump rise in your throat. "I... will take your comment into consideration."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"Personally, I prefer still life and landscapes. However, I appreciate your concern for my artistic education."
YOU"Consider it an opportunity to practice life drawing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It is a proud aristocratic tradition. Was it not customary on your station?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you mean to tell me that my body is more hideous than all the horrors of the warp? After all, you do not shy away from painting them."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Perhaps you are right. Maybe this was not such a good idea."continues where this line first appears above
CassiaShe sighs. "[Name], although I find your request entirely inappropriate and am baffled by your current conduct, the truth is... I have never painted anyone before. If you insist on my company, I will paint something of my own choosing, but I will not paint you."
CassiaCassia picks up her brush. Although the two of you spend the next half hour engaged in small talk, she never once looks up from her canvas.
Cassia"This is how I see your ship. The emotions of the crew, the void beyond the stained glass, the bustle and noise of the bridge, and... my own experiences here." The canvas is a whirlwind of different colours. The colours give form to a variety of abstract images and shapes. Bright and dark paints contrast with one another in intricate patterns and designs. It would take a great deal of imagination to identify anything in this painting that would remotely resemble a ship.
YOU"Your style is so unique. I like it."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is certainly... unconventional."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You could use more practice."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"I have never painted people before. But I am willing to try if you insist."continues where this line first appears above
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YOU"Consider it an opportunity to practice life drawing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It is a proud aristocratic tradition. Was it not customary on your station?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you mean to tell me that my body is more hideous than all the horrors of the warp? After all, you do not shy away from painting them."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Perhaps you are right. Maybe this was not such a good idea."continues where this line first appears above
CassiaShe sighs. "[Name], although I find your request entirely inappropriate and am baffled by your current conduct, the truth is... I have never painted anyone before. If you insist on my company, I will paint something of my own choosing, but I will not paint you."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"I am afraid that my teachers on Eurac V never mentioned such a curious practice to me."
Cassia"I have never painted people before. But I am willing to try if you insist."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"I regret to say such traditions never made it to Eurac V. I am sure painting a portrait is a worthy artistic endeavour, but it is not one I am experienced enough to attempt."
YOU"Consider it an opportunity to practice life drawing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It is a proud aristocratic tradition. Was it not customary on your station?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you mean to tell me that my body is more hideous than all the horrors of the warp? After all, you do not shy away from painting them."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Perhaps you are right. Maybe this was not such a good idea."continues where this line first appears above
CassiaShe sighs. "[Name], although I find your request entirely inappropriate and am baffled by your current conduct, the truth is... I have never painted anyone before. If you insist on my company, I will paint something of my own choosing, but I will not paint you."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"No, of course not! I... did not mean to insult you, Lord Captain."
Cassia"I have never painted people before. But I am willing to try if you insist."continues where this line first appears above
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Cassia"No, that is not it at all! I simply... understand the warp. It is familiar to me, unlike human anatomy."
YOU"Consider it an opportunity to practice life drawing."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It is a proud aristocratic tradition. Was it not customary on your station?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you mean to tell me that my body is more hideous than all the horrors of the warp? After all, you do not shy away from painting them."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Perhaps you are right. Maybe this was not such a good idea."continues where this line first appears above
CassiaShe sighs. "[Name], although I find your request entirely inappropriate and am baffled by your current conduct, the truth is... I have never painted anyone before. If you insist on my company, I will paint something of my own choosing, but I will not paint you."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCPanic engulfs you as your empty lungs burn. Your body thrashes, stubborn in its refusal to die. You push your way to the surface and gasp hungrily for air.
Kibellah"You are unprepared for this discipline, Domin'[Name]. Breathe. Feel the life beating in your veins. Rest."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCAs your empty lungs burn, you start to panic. You fight against your fear as the darkness swallows you, and soon it gives way to peace. As you listen to the soft whisper of the water around you, you realise that death is the end and the beginning. There are no worries here... and no mistakes. There is only you. You... and the infinite Nothing.
KibellahJust as Nothing is about to claim you, you are gently lifted from the emptiness of oblivion. "Domin'[Name], you have been touched by death. What was it like?"
YOU"Death... It is Nothing. And yet... it is everything."
Kibellah"Now you understand the Tenets of the Web more fully. I will leave you to reflect on this experience."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It was... interesting. But I hope it does not happen again any time soon."
Kibellah"The Tenets of the Web teach us to remember the importance of death, for it is the greatest of all His servant's deeds. One day, you will understand. For now... rest."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"It was terrible! In the end... there was only oblivion. It all felt so... inevitable."
Kibellah"You have not yet mastered this discipline. But do not fear. When the Undying One stretches out His hand to you, the inevitability of death will become a gift."
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCGrey serpents of caustic smoke slither into your nostrils until reality becomes a blur. Your thoughts grow slow and sluggish, merging together into a bizarre kaleidoscope of mental imagery.
IdiraAfter a while, the haze dissipates and the images arrange themselves into the shape of Idira's face. She is watching you curiously. "Can you hear me, Lord Captain? Are you all right?"
YOU"A 'kick' is certainly one way of putting it... "
Idira"Wait 'til the crash gets you. Still, you're one tough nutribar — I've watched seasoned voidsmen struggle to say two words after just a couple of drags, but here you are, clear-eyed and talking sense."
YOU"Tell me a joke."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Do you know any more?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"All right, one final joke. Make it a good one!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What are you smoking over there?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I want to try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"That will be all. You may leave."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ugh, this is vile..."
Idira"Wait 'til the crash gets you. Still, you're one tough nutribar — I've watched seasoned voidsmen struggle to say two words after just a couple of drags, but here you are, clear-eyed and talking sense."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Board cabin! Ignite!"
NPCThe blob wiggles and shakes as it yelps out your orders. Its muffled voice sounds as though it is coming to you from underwater. "Board cabin! Board cabin!"
IdiraAfter a while, the blob rearranges itself into the shape of Idira. She is snapping her fingers in front of your face and howling with laughter. "Lord Captain! Lord Captain, can you hear me? That was some ride, huh? You just take it easy, it'll pass soon. How are you feeling? Still among the living?"
YOU"A 'kick' is certainly one way of putting it... "continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ugh, this is vile..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Communicate with the blob through a series of giggles]
NPCThe blob can understand you! It laughs in response, and its tentacles tickle the air so energetically that the space around it starts laughing too.
IdiraAfter a while, the blob rearranges itself into the shape of Idira. She is snapping her fingers in front of your face and howling with laughter. "Lord Captain! Lord Captain, can you hear me? That was some ride, huh? You just take it easy, it'll pass soon. How are you feeling? Still among the living?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Stare at the blob until it dissolves]
NPCThe blob mumbles something in a concerned tone and makes a loud clicking noise as it waves a tentacle at you. It must be frightened by the power of your gaze.
IdiraAfter a while, the blob rearranges itself into the shape of Idira. She is snapping her fingers in front of your face and howling with laughter. "Lord Captain! Lord Captain, can you hear me? That was some ride, huh? You just take it easy, it'll pass soon. How are you feeling? Still among the living?"continues where this line first appears above
NPCA colourful blob floats in front of you. It has a large bottle where its belly should be, and moves its tentacles around in a comical manner as it tries to speak. "Board cabin? Star crew ignite?"
YOU"A 'kick' is certainly one way of putting it... "continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Ugh, this is vile..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Board cabin! Ignite!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Communicate with the blob through a series of giggles]continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Stare at the blob until it dissolves]continues where this line first appears above
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Argenta"Would you like me to go over any of the exercises again?"
YOU"I am not interested in your exercises!"
Argenta"Then why have you summoned me? I thought you wished to know how the Adepta Sororitas take their leisure."
YOU"Surely you do not train all the time. What else do you like to do?"
Argenta"In combat, my heart finds joy in the battle hymns of my sisters and in the death cries of the unrighteous. When I have a rare moment to rest, I cherish the first rays of dawn and the smell of dew on the ground in places where such things can be found."
YOU"Surely you do not train all the time. What else do you like to do?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Sing me your favourite battle hymn."
Argenta"I normally save it for the battlefield... but there is never a bad moment to praise the Emperor if we sing with sincerity in our hearts!"
ArgentaThe sister's voice is clear and passionate. Her face glows with zealous exultation. Her words call to you, compelling you to follow her through enemy hordes and across minefields, smiting down any who would oppose His glory. By the time the hymn is finished, you feel alight with glorious purpose, as though you and Argenta have been fighting side by side this whole time.
Argenta"I hope your heart is filled with righteous fire, [Name]. We should sing this hymn again when we fight the enemies of Humanity together!"
NPCYou are alone once more. The Master of Ablutions stands by at the ready, patiently awaiting your command.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Very well. I will try your exercises."
Argenta"Follow my lead, [Name]!"
NPCArgenta briskly explains how to stretch your muscles correctly. She makes you repeat each exercise multiple times as she teaches you the best way to do bends and squats. Her eyes are alight with righteous fire and her voice rings out with conviction — she shows the same dedication to completing each exercise as she does to destroying heretics.continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Sing me your favourite battle hymn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Very well. I will try your exercises."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Very well. I will try your exercises."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCArgenta's enthusiastic zeal is so contagious, you cannot help but follow the sister's lead as she demonstrates each exercise.
NPCArgenta briskly explains how to stretch your muscles correctly. She makes you repeat each exercise multiple times as she teaches you the best way to do bends and squats. Her eyes are alight with righteous fire and her voice rings out with conviction — she shows the same dedication to completing each exercise as she does to destroying heretics.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe corners of Heinrix's mouth twitch slightly, his hands are tense, and his breathing has quickened. The Interrogator's behaviour suggests that he is lying.
YOU[Review your assumptions]
YOU"You have not told a lie... But you have failed to tell the whole truth. These claims sound shocking because you have presented them without context."
Heinrix"Impressive, [Name]."
Heinrix"I once belonged to a house of Imperial Knight pilots. My younger sisters wanted a coat of arms like the ones that adorned the hulls of our mighty machines. So one day, I stole a cutter, and used it to remove a coat of arms from my uncle's Knight."
Heinrix"There was a scandal the next morning. Someone had defaced a sacred machine inside our residence! I was soon discovered, and my uncle — kind as always — named me a traitor to the family and demanded my execution. In the end, however, I was merely reprimanded, and the guards in charge of watching the Knight were executed instead."
Heinrix"I hope you have enjoyed our game together, [Name]. But now I must return to my duties."
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YOU"Truth."
HeinrixHeinrix chuckles dryly. "Truth. And a lie at the same time. Yes, the description is factually accurate, yet context lends a different... flavour to the events."
Heinrix"I once belonged to a house of Imperial Knight pilots. My younger sisters wanted a coat of arms like the ones that adorned the hulls of our mighty machines. So one day, I stole a cutter, and used it to remove a coat of arms from my uncle's Knight."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are lying."
HeinrixHeinrix chuckles dryly. "Did you come to that conclusion because I feigned certain behavioural 'tells'? Well, I did not lie, but I did not tell the whole truth either."
Heinrix"I once belonged to a house of Imperial Knight pilots. My younger sisters wanted a coat of arms like the ones that adorned the hulls of our mighty machines. So one day, I stole a cutter, and used it to remove a coat of arms from my uncle's Knight."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou cannot read anything in the Interrogator's impassive face.
YOU[Review your assumptions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You have not told a lie... But you have failed to tell the whole truth. These claims sound shocking because you have presented them without context."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Truth."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are lying."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCHeinrix is an experienced Interrogator and a biomancer. This is just a trick... He is too skilled to give himself away through body language. The real trap lies in the way he phrased the rules — he wants you to think that only two answers exist, but what if there's a third option? What if his statement is both true and false?
YOU[Review your assumptions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You have not told a lie... But you have failed to tell the whole truth. These claims sound shocking because you have presented them without context."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Truth."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are lying."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou do not know of any facts that would either confirm or disprove Heinrix's assertion.
YOU[Review your assumptions]continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You have not told a lie... But you have failed to tell the whole truth. These claims sound shocking because you have presented them without context."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Truth."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You are lying."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCJae makes mistake after mistake, and you quickly gain the upper hand. As she surrenders her pieces left and right, you soon realise the hardest part of the game is keeping a clear head as you drink the shots for each claimed piece.
Jae"I must admit my astonishment, shereen. This is the first time an opponent has ever bested me by relying solely on the strength of their liver! I would propose a rematch, however... I'm afraid they might accuse me of trying to drink the Rogue Trader to death. So with your permission, I think I'd better go get some air."
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NPCSoon you can barely tell Jae's pieces from your own. It does not take long before the Cold Trader claims the victory.
Jae"Are you all right, shereen? Here, have some water. Do not worry! I will gladly play another round with you later if you want to try and even the score. Right now though, you should get some rest. Oh... and for the love of the Exalted One, do not fall asleep in the bathtub."
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NPCYou intentionally place your pieces in harm's way, hoping to trick your opponent into getting drunk and throwing the game. However, Jae appears to be employing the exact same strategy.
NPCYour clever ploy eventually succeeds, and you watch as Jae's eyelids start to droop.
Jae"Hold on. Wait a minute... Is it... your turn? Or mine?" Jae reaches for a "piece" and knocks it over, spilling the amasec all over the board. "Tell you what, you can have this one, shereen. If I have another drink, I think I'll fall right into this bathtub... And you don't want a corpse in your pool, do you? Anyway... What was I talking about? Oh, right. I think... I need to get some air."
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NPCThe amasec makes it difficult to keep a clear head. You lose focus on the game, and it is not long before the Cold Trader claims victory.
Jae"Are you all right, shereen? Here, have some water. Do not worry! I will gladly play another round with you later if you want to try and even the score. Right now though, you should get some rest. Oh... and for the love of the Exalted One, do not fall asleep in the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCJae tries to distract you with conversation, but you notice her sneak several new "pieces" onto the board. You give her a charming smile and continue to make small talk as you switch some of them around, catching the Cold Trader in her own trap.
Jae"Hold on. Wait a minute... Is it... your turn? Or mine?" Jae reaches for a "piece" and knocks it over, spilling the amasec all over the board. "Tell you what, you can have this one, shereen. If I have another drink, I think I'll fall right into this bathtub... And you don't want a corpse in your pool, do you? Anyway... What was I talking about? Oh, right. I think... I need to get some air."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou try to keep watch for Jae's tricks, but... Wait! Is this the third time you've taken this piece? Or are you seeing triple? And why is Jae clapping as though she has won?
Jae"Are you all right, shereen? Here, have some water. Do not worry! I will gladly play another round with you later if you want to try and even the score. Right now though, you should get some rest. Oh... and for the love of the Exalted One, do not fall asleep in the bathtub."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe target explodes, showering the floor with broken glass.
NPCSolomorne makes a gesture toward the target, and Glaito makes a lightning-fast leap. The bottle shatters in the cyber-mastiff's powerful jaws.
YOU"Hey! That's cheating!"
Solomorne"You think so? Glaito is my weapon, which means I can use him." Solomorne's face is expressionless, but his voice sounds slightly smug.
YOU"Hey! That's cheating!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot] "My triumph is at hand!"
YOU"The last round needs to be special — shooting a bottle on top of an enforcer's head."
Solomorne"You like it when the odds are stacked against you? Admirable. I accept the challenge."
YOU"You must give me a chance to redeem myself. If I hit the bottle on the enforcer's head, victory is mine."
Solomorne"This is beginning to feel more like a gambling competition than a training session — but, very well, proceed."
YOU"Congratulations, Solomorne, you win. Take a bottle of my finest amasec as a reward."
Solomorne"Thank you, Rogue Trader. I'll make sure to keep the empty bottle afterward — in case you want to have another shooting contest."
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YOU"Because you cheated by using Glaito, I refuse to accept your victory. Dismissed."
Solomorne"As you will. Glaito and I will return to patrolling the upper decks."
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YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot] "My triumph is at hand!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"The last round needs to be special — shooting a bottle on top of an enforcer's head."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You must give me a chance to redeem myself. If I hit the bottle on the enforcer's head, victory is mine."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Congratulations, Solomorne, you win. Take a bottle of my finest amasec as a reward."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Because you cheated by using Glaito, I refuse to accept your victory. Dismissed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou fire — the bottle remains unscathed, and the wall is now adorned with evidence of your miss.
SolomorneSolomorne drains his glass in turn. "Not a bad idea — it will simulate a mild concussion and bring us closer to combat conditions."
SolomorneThe Proctor raises his weapon, and the bottle shatters.
YOU"Now we shoot with our eyes closed!"
Solomorne"Why not? Visibility in combat is usually far from ideal." The Proctor closes his eyes and waits for his turn to shoot.
YOU"Now we shoot with our eyes closed!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot without cheating] "Victory will be mine!"
YOU[Open one eye] "Shooting blind is damn difficult..."
YOU[Shoot at the target] "Watch and learn."
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot without cheating] "Victory will be mine!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Open one eye] "Shooting blind is damn difficult..."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot at the target] "Watch and learn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe target shatters. Your guards immediately roar in delight, and Solomorne bows his head respectfully.
Solomorne"A glittering victory, Rogue Trader. It has been my honour to compete with you."
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NPCYou inhale the hot, humid air and your head spins for a moment. The barrel of your weapon tilts sideways — and the enforcer loses a decent chunk of an ear.
SolomorneBefore the thunder of your shot subsides, Solomorne is already pulling the trigger and hitting the glass target with ease.
YOU"Hey! That's cheating!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Shoot] "My triumph is at hand!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"The last round needs to be special — shooting a bottle on top of an enforcer's head."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You must give me a chance to redeem myself. If I hit the bottle on the enforcer's head, victory is mine."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Congratulations, Solomorne, you win. Take a bottle of my finest amasec as a reward."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Because you cheated by using Glaito, I refuse to accept your victory. Dismissed."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"This is foolish. Leave me, Solomorne."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe shot lands exactly on target, and the enforcers applaud discreetly.
SolomorneSolomorne drains his glass in turn. "Not a bad idea — it will simulate a mild concussion and bring us closer to combat conditions."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe steadiness of your hand fails you, and the shot goes wide.
NPCSolomorne makes a gesture toward the target, and Glaito makes a lightning-fast leap. The bottle shatters in the cyber-mastiff's powerful jaws.continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe target shatters. Your guards immediately roar in delight, and Solomorne bows his head respectfully.
Solomorne"A glittering victory, Rogue Trader. It has been my honour to compete with you."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe shot leaves a charred stain on your priceless tiles.
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NPCYou begin to sing, guided by your own emotion more than any specific rhythm or motif. Every now and then, Yrliet changes the flow of the melody, encouraging you to add something new to the song. A warm feeling settles over you like a gentle embrace, and Yrliet's expression softens.
Yrliet"We created an unusual tapestry together, elantach. It is unlike any I have woven with my kin. You lack experience, but you understand the purpose of the weave, and in our brief melody, I found peace." Yrliet sounds almost surprised, and she falls silent for a moment. "I must leave now. May you find rest in body and spirit."
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EogunnFrom an alembic, Eogunn pours a green, oily liquid carrying an acrid chemical odour into a goblet and proffers it to you.
NPCYou drink the liquid in a gulp. The mixture leaves an unpleasant chemical aftertaste on your tongue, and your stomach twists in knots, but you hold it all in, proudly placing the emptied goblet on the edge of the bath.
EogunnThe Manipulus's eyebrows shoot upward. "Astounding! Your resilience is most impressive. But I would still recommend a health review after you finish your ablutions."
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"You say you subsist on certain formulations? Let me try."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"What do you think of the fare?"continues where this line first appears above
NPCThe disgusting sludge makes your gorge rise instantly. You spit the remnants back into your glass and splutter noisily.
Eogunn"As I said, it is an acquired taste. Let me examine you after your bath."
YOU[Drink] "To your good health, Eogunn."continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Taste the game bird] "I bet they don't serve this on forge worlds!"continues where this line first appears above
YOU[Offer a glass to the servo-skull] "Nuncius, drink your fill!"continues where this line first appears above
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YOU"That sounds fascinating. Can you teach me?"continues where this line first appears above
YOU"I do not think this is something I wish to try."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCThe sister is tireless. It is a challenge to keep up with her unrelenting pace, but you refuse to accept defeat. Your muscles are starting to ache by the time you finish the exercises, but your body feels invigorated.
ArgentaArgenta wipes the sweat from her brow with an air of satisfaction. "Good work, [Name]! A healthy body is like a finely-tuned bolter — a worthy instrument of His will. I will take my leave now. Rest, and recover your strength."
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NPCThe sister is tireless. But you do not have her stamina. Your burning muscles beg for mercy and your legs cramp as you gasp for air. This is not exercise. This is torture.
ArgentaArgenta wipes the sweat from her brow with an air of satisfaction. "Good work, [Name]! A healthy body is like a finely-tuned bolter — a worthy instrument of His will. I will take my leave now. Rest, and recover your strength."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCEvidently your knowledge of the dynasty's history is not as extensive as you thought.
YOU"The God-Emperor."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"Parvonius von Valancius."continues where this line first appears above
YOU"No one knows the name of the dynasty's founder. It has vanished into the darkness of the ages."continues where this line first appears above
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Abelard"The correct answer is that we do not know their name, for it has faded from the annals of history. This dynasty's legacy reaches back thousands of years. It seems I have my work cut out for me — I must try to rectify these regrettable gaps in your knowledge of the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
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Abelard"The correct answer is that we do not know their name, for it has faded from the annals of history. This dynasty's legacy reaches back thousands of years. It seems I have my work cut out for me — I must try to rectify these regrettable gaps in your knowledge of the dynasty's history."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCYou put on such a convincing show of having a headache that even Abelard's keen gaze is fooled by your deception.
Abelard"I can see that Your Lordship/Ladyship requires rest. I will not disturb you any further."
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AbelardAfter a few minutes of your theatrical sighing, Abelard interrupts you with a small cough. "Your Lordship/Ladyship, I do not believe you."
AbelardAbelard clears his throat and looks smug. "As I was saying, we shall begin with the origins of your noble lineage..."continues where this line first appears above
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NPCAfter half an hour of torture, your body is bloody and mutilated. Your mind shudders at the thought of any further suffering. Nevertheless, you remain silent in the face of Marazhai's mistreatment, and endure the horrible pain without making a sound.
MarazhaiMarazhai pushes back a strand of hair from his face, and his lips curl into a cruel smile. "Well, [Name]. I have had my fill of fun. Lick your wounds well before summoning me again."
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NPCYou are exhausted. Your body is spent and your mind is fractured. The xenos ignores your frantic screams as he finishes his horrific experiment. The pain drives all the thoughts from your head except one — you need a chirurgeon... and you need one now.
MarazhaiMarazhai pushes back a strand of hair from his face, and his lips curl into a cruel smile. "Well, [Name]. I have had my fill of fun. Lick your wounds well before summoning me again."continues where this line first appears above
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YOU"I am not asking you to violate protocol. I am asking you to suspend it temporarily, and finish it... somewhere else. "continues where this line first appears above
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