Solomorne"Your Lordship/Ladyship, the esteemed officers responsible for ensuring cleanliness and order on the bridge have instructed me to submit their humble request to you — to relieve the esteemed Solomorne Anthar of his post as a deck swab."
Solomorne"The esteemed Master Anthar has thrown himself into the struggle for deck sanitation with commendable zeal, but some of his methods are... terrifying the staff. He recently ordered two servants to use their tongues to lick at a spot that was unsatisfactorily cleaned. Literally, their tongues. And the servant who initially refused was given his excised tongue to use as a cleaning implement."